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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 13

It’s been a wild week for New York sports, but don’t worry, Brad and James are here to elucidate the issues of the day with grace, aplomb, wit, and sensitivity. The Knicks are officially DUNZO. Eli Manning is embroiled in WHITE HOT CONTROVERSY. CC Sabathia doesn’t LOOK THAT SKINNY. What should you think about these developments? BRAD AND JAMES WILL TELL YOU!

In the second half of the podcast the boys review Avey Tare’s new album Enter the Slasher House and Mobb Deep’s triple-CD money grab/”reissue” of The Infamous.

Also — James sings a bunch of Janet Jackson songs. You should check it out.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 12

Knicks’ playoff chances? FUCKED! Phil Jackson's tenure as President of the Knicks? A SMASHING SUCCESS! Stevie Nicks documentary on Netflix? HILARIOUS (for about half an hour)!

As always we cover a metric ton of riveting, hilarious, informative content, but this week’s episode is particularly philosophical. Check it out if you want to live your best life. Check it out if you want to laugh. Check it out if you want to learn how to love again.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 11

We hardly talk about the Knicks at all this week so listen to the whole thing. That’s our advice. Topics covered include:

Mac Demarco, The Men, sesame bagels, Billy Joel, “magic mushrooms”, hangovers, Fight Club, The Toadies, Jesus, healthcare reform, Rick Ross, and MORE!

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 10

This week the boys celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and their 10th episode by getting just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle bit tipsy. Join them as they sing the praises of Phil Jackson, Madlib, and the Dyson Air Blade. Help them figure out if Oscar Pistorius is South Africa’s OJ Simpson, and humor them as they suggest that Cher covering the songs from The Crow soundtrack in the style of Sheryl Crow is a hilarious concept.

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Grappler Taps Out, Vomits After Fart to the Face

by Dr. Octagon, J.D.

The great theorists in the MMA game have long posited that it could be possible to make a man submit by ripping ass in his face.  

I couldn’t win that way personally, because my farts smell pretty good most of the time. But I can’t tell you how many times I’d be watching a fight with my bros and one of them would say, “Wouldn’t it be vicious if that man ripped ass right now?” to which we would all vigorously agree.  

Well the theory has been proven, my friends. Below, for your scientific interest, is a video of some bro named Travis Newaza making his opponent submit and vomit by farting in his face.

Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 9

It’s been a wild week for the Knicks. Will Phil Jackson join the squad as President of Basketball Operations? Does the 3-game win streak mean anything? Is somebody eating a sandwich on the end of the bench? LISTEN TO FIND OUT!

It’s also been a wild week for NETFLIX REVIEWS, as the guys tackle 30 for 30: June 17,1994 (boring!), Blue is the Warmest Color (titillating and well crafted!) and Shut Up and Play the Hits (pretty dece!).

They also answer reader questions in the mailbag and cover a whole host of HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE content. Check it out!

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Episode 8

OMG OUR NEW EPISODE IS UP! OMGOMGOMG!

We KINDA talk about the New York Knicks (as much as we can stomach), we DEFINITELY review Schoolboy Q and Beck, and we PRACTICALLY beg Bud Light to sponsor us.

This week we are joined by NOBODY, so get ready for a healthy dose of James and Brad. Will we have other guests in the future? PROBABLY.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Episode 7

This week the boys welcome back NFL and NBA guru Steve “Beve” Guijarro to talk Knicks at the trade deadline and Giants at the combine.

During the Grab Bag (Skip to 40:44). James and Brad talk True Detective, HBO’s Girls, St. Vincent, Guided by Voices, and much, much more.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Episode 6

We’ve got an EXTRA THICK episode of The Fourth Judge this week as we welcome guest Jeff Petriello to talk about his role running the Snapchat, Vine, and Instagram accounts for MashableWe also talk Knicks, Under Armour, poop, and more.

For those of you who want to skip the sports talk (Philistines!), the Grab Bag starts at 37:19.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 5

We got your Knicks! We got your Sizzler! We got your David Crosby! We got your Amanda Knox! We got your Winter Olympics! Come and get it cause this shit is HOT and FRESH.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 4

This week we’ve got a healthy dose of Knicks talk as we cover everything from the shady Idan Ravin firing to a dream of James’ in which he imagines he is Carmelo Anthony with a penis injury. We are also joined by site founder Gautham Nagesh for a little UFC and boxing talk, among many other stimulating, thought provoking topics (like Chipotle). 

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 3

In this week’s podcast the boys talk Carmelo Anthony’s 62-point game, Super Bowl predictions, HBO’s Girls, and much, much more. They even welcome their very first guest — click the ol’ play button to find out who it is!

SPOILER ALERT: The movie Her is discussed in quite some detail from 56:47 to 58:36.

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Stiff Jab Presents: The Fourth Judge Podcast Episode 2

In this week’s episode we tackle the Knicks' return to sub-mediocrity, Mike Woodson’s fashion choices, talking at concerts, the probability that Jimmy Buffett is an evil monster, and much much more.

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The Fourth Judge: Philosophy Corner

by The Fourth Judge

Today is yesterday, if you think about it for a while.

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The Fourth Judge: A Meditation on DMX

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by The Fourth Judge

Sometimes I wonder if DMX originally wanted to be called Black Man X, but his friend was like, “but then you’d be BMX” and DMX was like, “what’s that?” and his friend was like, “it’s a bike thing” and DMX was like, “so what? I love bikes,” and his friend was like, “yeah but that would be confusing” and DMX was like, “fine I’ll be, uh, Dark Man X, DMX, whatever, but I’m gonna put a bunch of bikes and three wheeled motorcycles and shit in my videos and I’m calling us the Rough Riders” and his friend was like, “yeah but that’s Teddy Roosevelt’s thing,” and DMX was like, “fine I’ll spell it with a Y and a couple of Fs.”

You guys ever wonder that?